Moeranda

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Song: Beautiful Teenagers (MCR vs 1D)
Artist: Dr. Brixx
Played: 466,135 times.

twentyonepilotsatthedisco:

welcome-to-my-chemical-fall-out:

donotopenb4xmas:

https://soundcloud.com/doctorbrixx

WHAT THE FUCKAM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL 

I feel like this needs to be added

asdfjkljessica bowtiebeauty

I’m in love with this. Why is this happening?

3 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #audio #mcr #one direction 
zanetheaiden:

zanetehaiden:

its-shnazzy-time:

The only thing I can think about is how long it’s going to take to get rid of all that glitter

why
WHY
WHY?????
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ART HERPES YOU UNDULATING SANCTIMONIOUS NIPPLE QUIVER.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER IS MADE OF??? GLITTER IS SATAN CUM. THATS IT. IT IS SATANS SEMEN. DID YOU FUCK THE DEVIL? DID YOU? DID YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T ITS GONNA FEEL LIKE IT SINCE YOU’VE SLATHERED IT ALL OVER YOUR VARIOUS PARTS AND ORIFICES. YOU CAN SHOWER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE GOLD BEADS ARE GOING TO STAY WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE. 
YOU’RE GONNA BE SIXTY FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND STILL PICKING SPARKLY SPECKS OUT OF YOUR COOCH. YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA POP OUT IN A SHOWER OF FUCKING CONFETTI BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR LOVE TACO IN GAY SPRINKLES. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT GRACES YOUR FUN BUN WITH HIS TONGUE IS GOING TO GET A GODDAMN MOUTHFUL OF FAIRY EXCREMENT AND NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAVERNOUS FRICTION TRAP AGAIN
YEAH, LAUGH RIGHT NOW. POST YOUR FUCKING HIPSTERY PICTURES AND ACT ALL ARTSY AND SHIT, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU’RE DONE WITH LIFE. ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE. WHEN YOU REACH THE DOORS OF DEATH IN YOUR OLD AGE, CRUSTY PYRITE PRICKS STILL FALLING FROM YOUR WRINKLES, THE HOODED MAN WILL CONFRONT YOU AND ASK YOU IF IT WAS WORTH IT, AND YOU WILL SAY NAY. YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AS YOU ONCE DID, RUN AS YOU ONCE DID, BE FREE AS YOU ONCE DID, FOR THE ITCH RIDDEN PRISON THAT IS NOW YOUR BODY HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE LUST OF GLITTERING GRANULES OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.
I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

Remember when I got really angry about glitter

zanetheaiden:

zanetehaiden:

its-shnazzy-time:

The only thing I can think about is how long it’s going to take to get rid of all that glitter

why

WHY

WHY?????

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ART HERPES YOU UNDULATING SANCTIMONIOUS NIPPLE QUIVER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER IS MADE OF??? GLITTER IS SATAN CUM. THATS IT. IT IS SATANS SEMEN. DID YOU FUCK THE DEVIL? DID YOU? DID YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T ITS GONNA FEEL LIKE IT SINCE YOU’VE SLATHERED IT ALL OVER YOUR VARIOUS PARTS AND ORIFICES. YOU CAN SHOWER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE GOLD BEADS ARE GOING TO STAY WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE.

YOU’RE GONNA BE SIXTY FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND STILL PICKING SPARKLY SPECKS OUT OF YOUR COOCH. YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA POP OUT IN A SHOWER OF FUCKING CONFETTI BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR LOVE TACO IN GAY SPRINKLES. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT GRACES YOUR FUN BUN WITH HIS TONGUE IS GOING TO GET A GODDAMN MOUTHFUL OF FAIRY EXCREMENT AND NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAVERNOUS FRICTION TRAP AGAIN

YEAH, LAUGH RIGHT NOW. POST YOUR FUCKING HIPSTERY PICTURES AND ACT ALL ARTSY AND SHIT, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU’RE DONE WITH LIFE. ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE. WHEN YOU REACH THE DOORS OF DEATH IN YOUR OLD AGE, CRUSTY PYRITE PRICKS STILL FALLING FROM YOUR WRINKLES, THE HOODED MAN WILL CONFRONT YOU AND ASK YOU IF IT WAS WORTH IT, AND YOU WILL SAY NAY. YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AS YOU ONCE DID, RUN AS YOU ONCE DID, BE FREE AS YOU ONCE DID, FOR THE ITCH RIDDEN PRISON THAT IS NOW YOUR BODY HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE LUST OF GLITTERING GRANULES OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.

I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

Remember when I got really angry about glitter

4 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #chip #omfg #Im about to fall on the floor #chippish 
plays

straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

12 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #funny #best of #the dot #vagina cakes #these tags tho 
1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #finding nemo #dory #escape 
ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

This is obviously a picture of -A

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

This is obviously a picture of -A

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #pll 

erdbeercupcake:

lotrlockedwhovian:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

Meanwhile at Marvel, Black Widow wears appropriate ass kicking attire, Thor is a woman and Captain America is black and DC is over there like: what do we do with *whispers* boob

 seee stellalovesbones that ´s what I meant yesterday

2 days ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #koobadoo 

bluebellglowinginthedark:

cantpronounce:

welovethebeekeeper:

Ring. No ring. WTF??????

he obviously likes to regularly take his ring off between pictures just because

No, at first pic he is texting Mary, that he is not coming back to her ever, Sherlock is waiting in fear, that John may change his mind, at the second John took off his ring and hiding a boner, Sherlock is more confident and knows who John really belongs to.

The comments on this post pretty accurately sum up 98% of the sherlock posts that come across my dash.

2 days ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #sherlock #johnlock #BUT REALLY where did the ring go #now I want to know just to know #because why 
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jennatheginger:

So.. this is becoming an annual thing. LeakyChat does dance videos for everyone’s birthday, but right before LeakyCon every year we make a video that reminds us of the previous LeakyCon because we like crying or something. 

This year’s video is to “I Love It”

… see you on the dance floor in 12 days!

edited by picster05 and me!

2 days ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #leakycon #leakychat 
So what exactly is the Esther Earl Ball thingy like? Just a giant nerdy homecoming-esq dance?


Yes, that pretty much explains it perfectly. Very much like a Nerd Prom! Some people will be in cosplay and some people will be wearing prom like dresses. I would say its very much Top 40 based with some throwback selections like Backstreet Boys etc.

If you don’t know the lyrics to Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler you should go start learning them right now!

2 days ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #leakycon #anonymous-understatement 
chekhov:

Is this what gays do during the World Cup

I would watch the hell out of this movie.

chekhov:

Is this what gays do during the World Cup

I would watch the hell out of this movie.

2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #mean girls #funny 

neil-gaiman:

jedavu:

THE DARK SIDE OF DREAMS 

In the late 1960’s, photographer Arthur Tress began a series of photographs that were inspired by the dreams of children. Tress had each child he approached tell him about a prominent dream of theirs which Tress would then artistically re-create and photograph with the child as the main subject. 

Haunting…

Just gonna nope my way over to nopecity.

3 days ago on July 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #no but really #why would someone do this #no 

chippish:

moeranda:

chippish:

moeranda:

buckyystan:

we all know that, in book three, remus wakes up in the compartment and sees harry

but what if he didn’t see harry

what if he woke up and for a split second all he sees is messy black hair and glasses and thinks james

YOU KNOW WHAT? NO.

Listen to me tumblr you little shits.

I’m sick of your bullshit and sad Remus Lupin posts. I DO NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED ABOUT IT EVERYDAY. CAN I JUST GET ONE NICE HEAD-CANON THAT MAKES ME HAPPY? ONE.

Like, Sirius greeted Lupin in the afterlife in dog form AND LICKED HIS FACE FOR TWENTY MINUTES and then Remus found out that after death he could be a Wolf Animagus and control his transitions and play with his friends and NEVER had to fear the wolf again? CAN YOU PLEASE DO THAT FOR ME. JFC.

You’ll notice your happy examples only happen once he’s dead.

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SEND YOU SPIDERS YOU TINY EVIL THING.

Alright alright! Happy headcanons! Uh…

The happiest year of Remus’ life was when he got to live in Grimmauld Place with Sirius and even though Sirius longed to leave the house Remus was happy to see him safe and always within reach until the drapery attacked and destroyed everything.

Wait no. How about…

The night after Teddy was born, Remus had a dream that James and Sirius were with him, congratulating him on his son and playfully insisting that he change the son’s name to Elvendork but when he wakes up he’s crying and he can’t remember why.

Shit! Okay, one more go.

During the Battle of Hogwarts, Remus was in the heat of the fight, no thoughts for anything but survival, and he’s hit by a curse on his arm. Swearing, he runs down a deserted corridor for shelter, but at the other end, he sees young James and Sirius walking towards him. “Where have you been you big git?” Sirius calls over. “We’re going to be late for herbology!” Remus looks down at his arm, but there’s no wound. Looking back up, he can’t remember why there should be a wound….or what he was doing at all… He shrugs it off, and dashes to catch up to his friends leaving his body behind.

That last one tho.

4 days ago on July 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #bad chip #go think about what you have done #sobs #halp 

chippish:

moeranda:

buckyystan:

we all know that, in book three, remus wakes up in the compartment and sees harry

but what if he didn’t see harry

what if he woke up and for a split second all he sees is messy black hair and glasses and thinks james

YOU KNOW WHAT? NO.

Listen to me tumblr you little shits.

I’m sick of your bullshit and sad Remus Lupin posts. I DO NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED ABOUT IT EVERYDAY. CAN I JUST GET ONE NICE HEAD-CANON THAT MAKES ME HAPPY? ONE.

Like, Sirius greeted Lupin in the afterlife in dog form AND LICKED HIS FACE FOR TWENTY MINUTES and then Remus found out that after death he could be a Wolf Animagus and control his transitions and play with his friends and NEVER had to fear the wolf again? CAN YOU PLEASE DO THAT FOR ME. JFC.

You’ll notice your happy examples only happen once he’s dead.

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SEND YOU SPIDERS YOU TINY EVIL THING.

4 days ago on July 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #chip #my chip #how could you do this to me #creys 

buckyystan:

we all know that, in book three, remus wakes up in the compartment and sees harry

but what if he didn’t see harry

what if he woke up and for a split second all he sees is messy black hair and glasses and thinks james

YOU KNOW WHAT? NO.

Listen to me tumblr you little shits.

I’m sick of your bullshit and sad Remus Lupin posts. I DO NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED ABOUT IT EVERYDAY. CAN I JUST GET ONE NICE HEAD-CANON THAT MAKES ME HAPPY? ONE.

Like, Sirius greeted Lupin in the afterlife in dog form AND LICKED HIS FACE FOR TWENTY MINUTES and then Remus found out that after death he could be a Wolf Animagus and control his transitions and play with his friends and NEVER had to fear the wolf again? CAN YOU PLEASE DO THAT FOR ME. JFC.

4 days ago on July 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #ya'll motherfuckers need jesus #remus lupin #harry potter #LeakyChat #leakycon #you need to stop tumblr #this is NOT OKAY 

thedeadviper:

margaerynn:

a Game of Thrones au where the Starks have teacup pomeranians instead of direwolves

"that one’s yours, Jon Snow"

image

4 days ago on July 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #q