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perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

3 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #yasss #that tag #3 oh 3 
thepotterlockgames:

starkidcorner:

fum0s:

alohomorathemind:

finestboywholived:

#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

THAT TAG

oh my GOD the tag

CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.

thepotterlockgames:

starkidcorner:

fum0s:

alohomorathemind:

finestboywholived:

#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

THAT TAG

oh my GOD the tag

CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.

3 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #hp #what a marvelous tag 

wickedclothes:

Marauder’s Map Wallet

A genuine leather wallet with the Marauder’s Map burned into it. Contains three internal pockets. Complete with personalized name to make it your own. Sold on Etsy.

18 hours ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #koobadoo #look at this thing we are going to make 

Congratulations to the Sherlock team! The show won 7 awards and is the biggest winner of the Emmys 2014!

1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
On set Martin [Freeman] kept saying, ‘Oh yeah, you went to fucking Hogwarts, didn’t you?’.
- Benedict Cumberbatch, talking about his boarding school education. (via capngeech)
1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #reasons why martin freeman is my spirit animal 
Weather man: the rain-
Me: IN SPAIN STAYS MAINLY IN THE PLAIN!!!
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Partner: Do you wanna-
Me: build a snowman??
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Mom: can you get me a couple things?
Me: the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold.
Mom: ......
Me: Into the woods we have to go!
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Announcer: Good news.
Me: SHE'S DEEEEAAD! THE WITCH O' THE WEST IS DEAD!!
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Kid: How much longer?
Me: ONE DAY MOOOORE!!!!!
Kid: Wha-?
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Old Lady: Oh, my. If you had have been there-
Me: IF YOU'D HAVE SEEN IT, I BET YOU WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME!!
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Person: Do you hear that?
Me: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!!
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Pianist: DUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Me: THE PHAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE
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Friend: Tell me more.
Me: like, does he have a car?
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1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #oh god someone made a tumblr post #about me 

holyhobbitshit:

shinitama:

sadness-or-euphoria:

Doctor, this is why I love you. Right here.

Vincent van Gogh was a man who is somewhat famous for his mental instability. He later ended his own life. For the Doctor to go and show him that his art mattered, and that his existence mattered…is amazing. And I wish someone could have shown this amazing artist how much he contributed to the world.

I wish the Doctor could show everyone how they mattered, because everybody does matter. In our own small way, we change the world simply by existing.

I will always, always, ALWAYS reblog this when it’s on my dash.

1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #dr who 

Can you imagine being a muggle and having a muggleborn sibling? Like I know we all think Petunia was a horrible sister but can you imagine how bitter you would be.

I would just constantly find ways to send howlers that said horrible embarrassing shit and pretend I didn’t know what howlers actually did.

"Sister you forgot your giant purple dildo on top of your bed. I’ve sent it along for you. Good thing dad didn’t see it! you owe me one!!"

Sorry not sorry.

1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #harry potter #muggles #dildos #nightblogging #I dont even know 
enerjax:

Congrats on the 7 emmy wins, Team Sherlock! :)))

enerjax:

Congrats on the 7 emmy wins, Team Sherlock! :)))

1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #I have never had just exuberant reactions about the emmys as I did tonight 

chippish:

shobijinsandy:

darkwingsnark:

cancersyndrome:

serendipitous-sonnet:

queenofcorgis:

farareusis:

fredericksergievsky:

according to this generator my fursona is:

zombie pup. it is accompanied by glowing orbs. it is melting.

"sparkling purple chicken. it wears a white sundress. it instagrams its starbucks drinks."

this is the most important generator I have ever seen

ghostly hyena. its face is actually an electronic screen. it constantly drips with a tar-like black substance.

Interesting???/

gray sparrow. it enjoys performing occult rituals with friends. it frolics in flowery meadows.

glistening crocodile. it loves trash. it has antlers.

shimmering lilac eel. it has a very large tattoo of the ‘blockbuster’ logo. it is a garden spirit.

punk vulture. its body is covered in occult sigils and runes which pulse ominously. crystals grow from its flesh.

omg how did it know

tiny purple dove. it flickers in and out of this plane of reality. its eyes flash multiple colors rapidly.

That is the most amazing fursona I’ve ever heard of.

translucent great dane. it plays the harp. it consumes only blood. (I am a harp playing, killing puppy and I think that’s beautiful)

1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

condamns:

somehow people think i’m really nice but all i do is talk shit

We were not together when you blogged this. Now, I’m concerned. ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME BITCH?

1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #condamns #yes i'm going through a weeks worth of your tumblr #shut up 
plays

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

ANNNNDDD subscribing

1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #welcome to youtube 

condamns:

dude so there was an eminem concert here and detroiters take their eminem very seriously so basically every station was playing all eminem all the time and one of our stations, 95.5, is calling itself “shady 955” and everything is kind of hilarious but the best part is there’s always an eminem song on the radio at any given time

I verify this as fact. Also, we take Eminem so seriously that we sell out STADIUMS instead of regular concert venues and it gets cray downtown because that’s 40k seats filled with people.

1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #eminem #detroit 

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

I might have spent a portion of my morning today singing to a karaoke track of “I put a spell on you”

1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #hocus pocus #halloween #bette midler 
3 days ago on August 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #bitch thats girl code